1. I hate Tom’s shoes. I think they’re hideous. I refuse to try them on, because I am sure they are comfortable and I will forgive them their ugliness. I am A-OK with being the sole purveyor of this opinion.
2. If you cut me off in traffic only to slow down in front of me, I will yell at you, and probably flap my arms around in outrage. But I will never, ever flip you the bird. I’ve made that gesture under 10 times in my life. It icks me out.
3. I think there are few meals more perfect than refried beans, salsa, cheese, sour cream, and tortilla chips.
4. The not-super-authentic Tex Mex place down the street from me consistently has the best service I’ve encountered in San Francisco. Yes, better than Boulevard, even.
5. If you tell me that whatever I’m eating is gross, I will probably never forgive you for it. That bugs me more than just about anything. I find it horribly rude.
6. My favorite chicken tikka masala comes in a frozen package from Trader Joe’s. I am fully aware of how low-brow that is, but I cannot help it. It is delicious! And cheap! And less than two blocks away!
7. Hearing someone use the words “Jeggings” or “Jorts” aloud makes me want to punch myself in the ear repeatedly.
8. I have no idea how to run the back end of this website.
Anything you’ve needed to say lately?








